sixthdoctorscoat:

i should have probably just photoshopped ainley!master here but i drew him and i’ll photoshop cats with him i don’t care anymore it’s nearly 2am and i will show the world the cat princess of gallifrey who is armed with dildo

sixthdoctorscoat:

i should have probably just photoshopped ainley!master here but i drew him and i’ll photoshop cats with him i don’t care anymore it’s nearly 2am and i will show the world the cat princess of gallifrey who is armed with dildo

askallthemasters:

image

(He doesn’t deny wearing it.)

gettingmetaphysical:

MasterBation beard porn meme because how could I not?

asker

askainleymaster asked: Doctor~

thedandydoctor:

askainleymaster:

thedandydoctor:

The Doctor huffed. “What do you want?”

What do you w— Now really, my dear, is that any way to treat your dearest enemy?

"Do you blame me? It’s nothing but trouble, whenever you show that pretty face of yours."

Now really, Doctor, I—

[And then it hits him. “Pretty face of yours.” Truly?]

Do you like it? [The Master grins, baring slightly sharpened cuspids.] A far superior regeneration than the one with which you are most familiar, I assure you.

cleowho:

"Do you relish danger, Doctor?"

The Trial of a Time Lord: Mindwarp - season 23 - 1986

You know, my dears, it really is difficult to decide which of you I favor.

(via gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan)

ooc

askvaleyard:

askainleymaster:

askvaleyard:

askainleymaster:

I’ve been a very, very bad typist and have been away from this blog for far too long. :/ Life stuff happened, new fandom stuff happened, disability stuff happened, but I’ve missed you all, missed Ainley!’s antics, and intend to return. :)

I never doubted it for a moment, my dear Koschei.  Do you have some new diabolical scheme to conquer the universe, or are your intentions more…mm…lascivious in nature?  I, for one, suspect both.

[The Master’s eyes widen at the sight of this shadowy creature who is the most frustratingly delicious contradiction he has encountered in nine hundred years.] 

Why, my dear Matrix keeper. How kind of you to ask. But surely you are inquisitive enough to investigate the matter yourself, aren’t you?

[The Master moves forward though, blue eyes intent on the Valeyard’s face.’

After thousands of years and more than the lion’s share of lifetimes, the Valeyard feels he can be reasonably confident in his expectations of his old adversary, and it seems he is correct on this occasion - that old gleam is back in those blue eyes.  The Valeyard doesn’t move - just waits calmly, gloved hands folded in his wide sleeves, for the Master to come to him.

"Inquisitive?" he replies, brows raising by little more than a few millimetres.  "Nonsense - curiosity was a superfluous character flaw which I dispensed with long ago.”

Absently, he wonders where the Master heard of how fond he is of being addressed as the Keeper of the Matrix these days - or even if he has heard.

[Sure enough, the Master glides closer with the feline grace he has obtained from the cheetah virus.] Oh, indeed? That scarcely becomes you, my dear Valeyard. If you aren’t careful, you may very well become as much a statue as the rest of these old fools on this miserable planet—and then whatever shall you do?

[He reaches out a gloved hand to bat at the Valeyard’s collar.]

asker

askainleymaster asked: Doctor~

thedandydoctor:

The Doctor huffed. “What do you want?”

What do you w— Now really, my dear, is that any way to treat your dearest enemy?

Doctor?

lighttimegoddess:

onna4:

imagine the possibilities

No Master no

The Master can’t even tell what he’s thinking right now.

Oh, I very well can.

……

……

[Unable to actually provide proof of this, the Master stomps his foot and kicks the floor.]

(via laisarre)

asker

Anonymous asked: how many nimons have you seen today?

Not counting the one who owes me a considerable favor, zero.